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Showing posts with label jedward. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jedward. Show all posts
Thursday, 18 August 2011
Monday, 15 August 2011
Jedward Sex and, er, Louis' pussy
Posted on 02:01 by Unknown
"Jedward: We Lead Sex-Free Lives" reveals this article, showing that the Something-About-Mary look-a-likes don't engage in any, you know, something strange in their neighbourhood, or get under pressure, or lipstick, or any other euphamism I can think of for sex that is from one of their songs.
There are a few other things that stand out (ooh, er) in the article including the line "Even though we're from Ireland, sex between us is a taboo.". I wasn't aware that Ireland was particularly known for its sex? Maybe the phrase was mistranslated and meant to be 'kissing the bonking stone'.
The article also reveals the twenty worst acts ever. Though there are definites - N-Dubz, Jemini and Justin Bieber - and some borderlines - Ke$ha and Geri Halliwell - but Britney Spears and Billy Ray Cyrus, come on? And really Lindsay Lohan isn't known for her singing so why she's in there I don't know...
And on a slightly different note "Louis Walsh names his cat 'Tulisa'" apparantely after her catty comments on the show and no other reason - insert your own joke here. Unfortunately for the N-Dubz singer, it turns out the cat is probably male. Again, I'll leave it to your own jokes.
That story was brought to you by the inevitable X Factor publicity machine.
There are a few other things that stand out (ooh, er) in the article including the line "Even though we're from Ireland, sex between us is a taboo.". I wasn't aware that Ireland was particularly known for its sex? Maybe the phrase was mistranslated and meant to be 'kissing the bonking stone'.
The article also reveals the twenty worst acts ever. Though there are definites - N-Dubz, Jemini and Justin Bieber - and some borderlines - Ke$ha and Geri Halliwell - but Britney Spears and Billy Ray Cyrus, come on? And really Lindsay Lohan isn't known for her singing so why she's in there I don't know...
And on a slightly different note "Louis Walsh names his cat 'Tulisa'" apparantely after her catty comments on the show and no other reason - insert your own joke here. Unfortunately for the N-Dubz singer, it turns out the cat is probably male. Again, I'll leave it to your own jokes.
That story was brought to you by the inevitable X Factor publicity machine.
Saturday, 6 August 2011
A Sign of the Times and Big Hair on Big Brother
Posted on 01:12 by Unknown
"Amnesty for Amy Winehouse tributes street sign thief" reveals this article, which says that thieves have stolen the signed signs around where Amy Winehouse used to live which were to be given to the family.
Obviously they've done it for keepsakes but chances are they weren't stolen by their fans. But it's hardly going to be something they can sell on eBay as the police will be onto them like a joke writer on a celebrity death. It certainly won't be back to feedback.
And with "Celebrity Big Brother" on its way this summer, "Jedward want to clean up Big Bro" if they appear on it. I suppose in many ways Channel 5 will get two people for the same amount, but would we want the pair on the show? After their performance on '8 Out of 10 Cats' they'll certainly have the mickey taken out of them so maybe that'll bring some much needed comedy to the show? I just hope the house has enough hair lacquer in stock.
Obviously they've done it for keepsakes but chances are they weren't stolen by their fans. But it's hardly going to be something they can sell on eBay as the police will be onto them like a joke writer on a celebrity death. It certainly won't be back to feedback.
And with "Celebrity Big Brother" on its way this summer, "Jedward want to clean up Big Bro" if they appear on it. I suppose in many ways Channel 5 will get two people for the same amount, but would we want the pair on the show? After their performance on '8 Out of 10 Cats' they'll certainly have the mickey taken out of them so maybe that'll bring some much needed comedy to the show? I just hope the house has enough hair lacquer in stock.
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