"Jedward: We Lead Sex-Free Lives" reveals this article, showing that the Something-About-Mary look-a-likes don't engage in any, you know, something strange in their neighbourhood, or get under pressure, or lipstick, or any other euphamism I can think of for sex that is from one of their songs.
There are a few other things that stand out (ooh, er) in the article including the line "Even though we're from Ireland, sex between us is a taboo.". I wasn't aware that Ireland was particularly known for its sex? Maybe the phrase was mistranslated and meant to be 'kissing the bonking stone'.
The article also reveals the twenty worst acts ever. Though there are definites - N-Dubz, Jemini and Justin Bieber - and some borderlines - Ke$ha and Geri Halliwell - but Britney Spears and Billy Ray Cyrus, come on? And really Lindsay Lohan isn't known for her singing so why she's in there I don't know...
And on a slightly different note "Louis Walsh names his cat 'Tulisa'" apparantely after her catty comments on the show and no other reason - insert your own joke here. Unfortunately for the N-Dubz singer, it turns out the cat is probably male. Again, I'll leave it to your own jokes.
That story was brought to you by the inevitable X Factor publicity machine.
Monday 15 August 2011
Jedward Sex and, er, Louis' pussy
Posted on 02:01 by Unknown
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