A week ago on blog post "Ooh, err, she did it again" I mentioned Britney's steamy new video for 'Criminal', and now you can finally view it on YouTube and below.
But, put down the tissues, as there's not much raunch. It just involves bad acting from Britney, violence, a chap who sounds like he was rejected for the Godfather and a video so pretentious even Bono would laugh at it.
It's no more raunchy than, say, 'Somethin' Stupid' by Robbie and Nicole Kidman, and even contains a chap who is such a bad man that he brings you a cup of tea in the morning. He might be a criminal with a gun, but he's no stranger to the kettle. You do get a shot of them naked with his hands around her thrupney bits but otherwise it's hardly x-rated.
But do watch if the thought of Britney going 'Bum, bum, bum' makes you laugh, want to hear a stereotypical cockney policeman at the end; and enjoy Britney snogging the face of a man whilst avoiding being shot in a hail of bullets.
It's not actually too bad a song if a little unremarkable but is quite catchy even after the first listne and I'm undecided on the flutey bit that mimicks the riff line but sounds like it was played by a schoolkid. The video is sexier than, say, the Lion King but hardly even soft porn, and the storyline is so cliched it could well be a porn film but without the sex.
Song: 6.5/10
Video: 4/10
Tuesday 25 October 2011
It's Criminal That It's Not Better
Posted on 15:00 by Unknown
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